Or make stun-clothing…combine it with your standard, run of the mill “USB Shock Therapy device” ( http://asia.cnet.com/crave/2006/01/03/taiyo-buzztrainer-usb-shock-therapy-device/) and maybe a remote…. that’ll get your friend/dog/wife/kid out of *your* chair/hat/boxers/wetsuit/gloves, etc.

Posted at 12:20 pm on Aug 15th, 2008 by William Kinirons

I’m sure the EMI characteristics are just fantastic!

Posted at 12:24 pm on Aug 15th, 2008 by jevinskie

For dozens of hours of covert audio surveillance just get a slim voice recorder and put it in your pants pocket.

The USB wire-shirt concept is a bit too abstract for me, how about a Taser/stun-gun proof shirt/pants? Electricity follows the path of least resistance and metal has much less resistance than skin. A tight metal mesh woven into the fabric would render you immune to most stun weapons.

I amazed my family when i filed the sink with water, placed my arm in the water along with 2 electrodes attached to my stun-gun, and hit the switch. The electricity ran through the water and the metal bottom of the sink instead of my arm.

Posted at 3:45 pm on Aug 15th, 2008 by Jason

yeah forget those data lines–i’ve screwed around with noncompliant usb cables (wrong impedance, bad shielding, etc) in even less spectacular ways and still managed to make it fail.

might be okay for audio though, if you find one of those devices that likes multiplexing microphone/speaker/headphone/charging/antenna/coke dispenser all in one usb plug. Then you can charge it too, with the spectacular I2R losses through that high conductivity conductive nylon.

WAIT HOLY SMOKES this actually worked for data transfer? Someone explain to me why my custom made, shielded, carefully braided (but not impedance controlled) 6″ USB cable extension didn’t work. . . GRRRRRR!!!!

Posted at 8:51 pm on Aug 15th, 2008 by threepointone