Comments on: Twittering toilet

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 07 May 2009 11:16:09 +0000

OK if i were to expand on this it would have to twitter as follows

Captains Log:
(Date)
(Time)
(Name)
(Number[1/2])
(Duration)
(Flushed?)
(Washed?)

we could have a weekly competion to see how much time each of us spent on the crapper

By: Edd

Edd — Wed, 06 May 2009 23:23:12 +0000

Arg! Give up with the stupid twitter stuff already!

By: Hirudinea

Hirudinea — Wed, 06 May 2009 21:52:37 +0000

Well I used to think that there was nothing hackers did that was totally useless to anyone, I stand (sit) corrected.

By: J

Wed, 06 May 2009 21:17:41 +0000

Actually, “I just pooped” Would be more accurate anyway.

By: Robo

Robo — Wed, 06 May 2009 20:38:20 +0000

Oblig: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/4/23/

By: brian

brian — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:10:43 +0000

James, they have ethernet in their bathroom for the laser-cutter control computer. Obviously.

By: James

James — Wed, 06 May 2009 18:36:14 +0000

So… does it record a log-file, and if something goes wrong does it dump core?

Yes, those are crap jokes and I have nothing of use to add really. Just like most Twitter entries :)

I am actually curious why they have ethernet in their bathroom though.

By: mic

mic — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:50:39 +0000

Hmmm that would be a nasty thing to find out.

By: kyle007

kyle007 — Wed, 06 May 2009 16:03:27 +0000

they should twitter or tweet when someone doesnt wash their hands… people get quite cozy at the office… rucky “Try the duck, it is most succulent!”

By: mw

mw — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:29:09 +0000

This needs to be tied in to a weight sensor. Everyone wants to twitter the mass of their bowel movement!

By: PocketBrain

PocketBrain — Wed, 06 May 2009 11:58:58 +0000

Where’s the obligatory Penny Arcade link?

By: darkpoet

darkpoet — Wed, 06 May 2009 11:31:35 +0000

…does anybody remember 1996 (or earlier?) One of the first live webcams installed in a stall of the ladies bathroom on floor x of the Empire State Building… and how many ladies do you think worked in that IT company? I don’t think I saw anyone except the cleaning lady…

Aren’t most technological experiments of dubiously useful nature?

By: Simon

Simon — Wed, 06 May 2009 10:49:08 +0000

Needs some sort of spark ignitor in the bowl!

Suprise!!!!!!!

By: iduno

iduno — Wed, 06 May 2009 10:02:52 +0000

just needs a methane sensor, then it can tell how smelly it was

By: punmaster

punmaster — Wed, 06 May 2009 04:38:05 +0000

I will not go into another one of my signature rants about how much twitter blows, because I’m sure you’ve all heard it by now. But seriously. Every time something like this gets posted — which sadly happens almost every week, if not more — I loose a little more of my sliver of remaining hope for the fate of humanity. All I can say is that I really, really hope this pitiful fad ends very soon. For the sake of everyone.