I can has hackz?

AFTR NARROWLY AVOIDIN TEH AQUIZISHUN BY AOL FEW YEERS AGO, HACKADAI HAS DECIDD IT IZ TYME 2 PARTNR UP WIF TEH CHEEZBURGER NETWORK.

THOUGH U CUD NOTICE SUDDEN AN SHARP INCREASE IN KITTEHS LOCATD IN R POSTS, WE WILL STRIV 2 CONTINUE DELIVERIN TEH HIGHEST QUALITY HACKZ WE CAN FIND ON TEH NET. WE EXPECT DAT DIS NEW POSISHUN SHUD HALP PLANT US FIRMLY IN DA HEARTS AN SOULS OV TEH GENERAL POPULACE AN HALP MAK HACKIN MOAR ACCEPTABLE 2 TEH MAINSTREAM.

PLZ CONTINUE 2 SUBMIT UR TIPS AS WELL AS ANY CUTE PICTUREZ U CUD HAS OV KITTEHS OR DAWGGIEZ. COMBININ TEH 2 WILL GIT U BONUS POINTS.

aaaaand, that’s it.  Enjoy your April first and rest assured that the following posts will all be LEGITZ.

Comments

  1. benji skool says:

    this is great idea!

  2. chris says:

    pretty weak.

  3. Stevie says:

    wtf is this? lamest april fools ever?

  4. Douglas says:

    Is it me, or would the blinky eye 3D display have been perfect for April fools?

  5. OST says:

    Funny One, Sure! However I like many others do not become more gullible on April 1st.

    OST

  6. Matt says:

    I’d just like to thank you for not making me read through a whole day of posts written this way.

  7. Skitchin says:

    My hack involves a cat, a dog, and an arduino, is that enough to get featured? :)

  8. Sigg3 says:

    And I thought I had the most last-minute-ish idea..

  9. JeremyC says:

    Oh that’s awesome. I was getting tired of mechanical and electrical stuff, so cats will be a welcome distraction.

  10. chris says:

    google translate should have a translator to and from haxor!

  11. isama says:

    I for one welcome our cheezburger nomming overlords!

  12. Pup says:

    Dis post nids moar kittehs. I meen cmon thers not evun wun kitteh pichor hir.

  13. Decius says:

    HaD’s letting out the internetkidism.

  14. privacy says:

    damn, I actualy wanted the kitties

  15. Drake says:

    @Skitchin

    I Has arduino on mys Catz. I has tehm go left n right wehn i wantz em t00.

    tehres p120133$ in der b12@!/\/z t0 !/\/F!(_)3/\/(3 em
    (less 1337 version
    teheres pr0bes in der brainz to influence em)

    i alz0es has buton tooz makes katz meowz whn pressed but n0 debounce yetz. So deys goes me-me-me-me-meoooow-oow

    I hopz fixes probs soonz. I putz videoz on y00tubz soons

  16. JordanLTR says:

    The location for the 2011 TED confrence has just been released. After months of debate the location has been chosen to be at Hive13 hackerspace in Cincinnati. Seating is limited so please RSVP ASAP BYOB. Zombie Craig has generously offer housing to travelers so long as they don’t mind sleeping under his kitchen table because his Umpa-Loompas are breeding faster than rabbits.

    Ha Ha, April Fool’s Day Craig :P

  17. Matt says:

    Charles Stross used the same joke. I think that says something about the Cheezburger Network.

  18. Spike says:

    @chris “google translate should have a translator to and from haxor!”

    I thought they did, but all I found was this:

    http://speaklolcat.com/

  19. mic says:

    My local radio station had a “live vasectomy” of one of hosts on the radio, it was pretty funny.. Oh that feels weird shes shaving my balls right now… That was a little weird to hear first thing in the morning before having any coffee.

  20. CutThroughStuffGuy says:

    What is this? At least throw in an arduino or something.

  21. jh says:

    I has hackz. iz on floorz. needz madez to cleen.

  22. looFlirpA says:

    Nice timestamp.

  23. Dave says:

    Honestly I’m kinda disappointed because the CHEEZBURGER network is more of a joke than anything. Come on your better than that.

  24. ibot says:

    Google has hacker languag-style

    http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-hacker

  25. Bergo says:

    awesome, with a byproduct of improved spelling! ;)

  26. Karl says:
  27. grelfod says:

    come on HAD pplz where is your cybrog kitty projects? :D

  28. Leithoa says:

    Good grief don’t you guys proof read anything? These articles keep getting more and more sloppy, a little pride in your work guys, c’mon.

  29. wosser says:

    I’m going to stop coming here.

  30. dnny says:

    Will this qualify as hack?

    P1030476

  31. Tim Green says:

    It’s goggies, not dawgies.

  32. robomonkey says:

    thank the ceiling cat!

  33. Bill D. Williams says:

    2005 called. They what their meme back.

  34. rlanctot says:

    And it was decreed that every day shall by Caturday!

  35. Munch says:

    Young kids these days. How about, “1985 called. They want their meme back.”

  36. Jake H says:

    I would kinda be OK with this :P I love lolcats :3

  37. Bill D. Williams says:

    @munch. “…the first recorded use of the term “lolcat” is from the anonymous imageboard 4chan circa 2005″

    And if you’re trying to be funny….try harder.

  38. Much better than the mains cable crossover lead.

    http://hackaday.com/2010/04/01/how-to-make-a-mains-crossover-cable/

  39. Tim says:

    I humbly submit my kitteh-powered hack!

    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/05/02/funny-pictures-electrics-bill/

    Looks like last year’s null-mains-cable hack would come in handy for this too. For those who want to build one, the voice of experience: cats do not like standing in something that moves…and they especially dislike manual labor.

  40. mavis says:

    if i see one more post in 90%+ caps, I will never return to hackaday.com again. I hope this really is a April fool’s joke.

  41. snow_cat says:

    Dang. I had hoped that this might mean more information about the kludges on thereifixedit.com

  42. Dr. DFTBA says:

    Wow. I feel stupid. I’ve spent a LONG time looking around cheezburger for a mention of HaD. Then I re-looked at this article. And saw the date.

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