You could roast your nuts if you are not careful!!!! :)

You are the one who is basic Steve. Post something you have hacked or stop knocking other peoples work.

eliot is at a funeral today, as i recall

Nope, funeral was yesterday. Will is my good friend who I hired to write how-tos on Engadget. He’s decided to step up and take over the daily feature for Hack-A-Day as well. http://engadget.com/bloggers/will-obrien/

I’m steve the troll. Please feed me more everyone because your hatred makes me feel good about myself. You see I’m starved for attention in real life so I have to gain it through your scorn. It may be pathetic, but it is how I get my kicks.

So please keep feeding your local troll.

oh come on guys you all know steve attempts the hacks. and he complains about the ones he cant do. which just so happens to be all of them.

also love the site. elliot. ive been reading in the shadows for quite some time now :P.

THey say that to understand someone, you have to walk a mile in his shoes.

I think the solution, then, is for all of us to become steve. “In a world of steves, only one man had the courage to be steve”

Now, let me take a little jump back onto topic: Welcome aboard, will. Great first post, whether the other steves liked it or not. True makers read stuff like this to see how people overcome challenges in their projects. They see maybe one more skill they can learn in a howto, one more tool they can use. If you only read hack-a-day because you want someone to hand-hold you, you want simplified instructions a toddler could follow, then you will find hack-a-day is not your kind of place. I dub thee “script kiddee”. Get off my lawn.

i agree with 14
not maker!

all your hack belong to world.

I totally am worm god!

For a start, coffee runs my world… If i didnt have coffee, I would probbably shrivel up and die, I drink the basic ground nescafe blend 43, and how I would kill for roasted coffee beans or even just propper coffee… I am male, I am masculine, and most computer geeksand I assume techies, hackers, whatever is pollitically correct for you guys enjoy a good coffee as much as I do…

Secondly, your *far* advanced to us, no offence to others that work in the industrial door industry, but steve, cmon, how advanced could this job be, a bit of math, electronic work, and microchip programming be? If i were as intelligent as you claim to be I’d be in like 3D engine/physics design, or anything that reqiures more intellectual ability than your career…

Your comment about IQ, come on, its stupid… If you were as super smart, you’d know that your IQ and your knowlege are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS, you can have a low IQ and be more intellectually capable than those with 150+.. and raising your IQ by ‘a few thousand’ is not possible, you cannot raise your IQ (AFAIK), and a ‘few thousand’ is a bit overexadgerated isnt it?

Dont call us pethetick, we are learning by hacking things, and in my opinion, these hacks are advanced… We are learning, your sitting here complaining that your too smart, my opinion is that you should STFU and go read a ‘book for intelligent people’ (Itiots guide to life) and be happy…

Steve is dumb
-Fragged

that wasn’t a ‘feed’ for the troll, that was a 14-course banquet!

Well said, btw.

What about re-inventor or re-manufacturer or anything that ends in

Hah, you must be pretty good at this fighting over the internet… referring to my dick size and all…. well here’s something for ya… When i said i had a girlfriend i lied, yes, i had a relationship, but i happen to be queer

Enjoy my boyfriend and his monstercock ;)