Hack a Day goes autonomous

posted Apr 1st 2006 3:00am by
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After declaring our independence last fall, complete site autonomy seemed like the next logical step. Using some clever coding we have developed a system that will let Hack a Day run without any intervention. The first layer in this system is topic selection. All tip line submissions are sent through a series of filters. These look for keywords like “firmware”, “POV”, “microcontroller”, “video”, “linux”, “WRT”, “GPS”, “PCB”, “TLA”. Each submission is given a l33tness ranking based on these words and the best tip is immediately thrown away. The second highest link is then passed through our advanced anti-duping engine that confirms the link hasn’t been posted in the last week. The post text is generated using Markov chains in what top scientists suspect is a miracle. The story is then automatically cut and pasted into Digg without credit. To foster discussion the reader comments are automatically seeded with “first post” and “this is not a hack” on every post. This system is implemented using a large quantity of duct tape (code and literal) on our brand new Linksys WRT54G beowulf cluster. We hope this system serves you well. We’ve been working on an “auto-hacking robot” to generate how-tos as well, but on its test run it instinctively disassembled itself.

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27 Responses to Hack a Day goes autonomous

  • DanielG says:

    Thank god it’s not april first, ohw wait.
    :p

  • I’m not a big fan of April fools day, but I thought you folks might enjoy this. It also gave me an excuse to link to the forum.

  • inkdrinker says:

    OMGz 3rd post this is no hack 1 star.

  • mr dan says:

    OMG I must submit this to Digg !

  • mr dan says:

    I noticed :(

    I only just got this on the RSS even though it’s dated over an hour ago….hmmm…

  • monster says:

    i love how it says it throws out the best hack. that is genius.

  • hackattack says:

    nice one, caught me off guard since it’s well into 2/4 in my corner of the world :-)

  • Tired2 says:

    very nice, i love the part about “this is not a hack” and “first post”… some people…

  • JIMMYD says:

    Great post! Excellent April 1st goodness, brought to you by Hackaday.

  • OrbnLgnd says:

    why not call the team HackNgaget?

  • Surya says:

    Are we hack-a-dayers supposed to fall for this? this is insulting, really.

  • Saf says:

    lol this april fool suxed kinda, you coulda come out with summit bout a crazy Japanese genoius making a life size godzilla, and then it went on a rampage downtown Tokyo, that is till the police tripped it over an it broke etc. Then linked it to a picture of sumone getting owned :D, those who wouldn’t get the joke would be living in fear of godzilla, the rest would had a nice laugh.

    Like the borg cube you used in the pic though :).

  • jfh says:

    “nice one, caught me off guard since it’s well into 2/4 in my corner of the world :-)”

    February 4th? :P

    I personally like April 1st jokes. I especially like ones that are clearly fake and make fun of whoever made the joke (so this one gets two thumbs up I guess). :)

  • furtim says:

    Dude, this is not a hack!

    Also: first post! Yeah! Suck it!

    P.s.: Still not a hack.

  • timj says:

    hmm, I too only just got this over the rss feed. great joke though, it had me up until the second line…

  • wingman358 says:

    “15. Posted Apr 1, 2006, 11:36 PM ET by jfh

    “…2/4″

    February 4th? :P”

    The date is written day/month, you idiot.

  • Hawkeye says:

    USA is about the only place that writes their dates (illogically) month day, most everyone else writes it day month year or some other more logical (ascending or descending) way.

  • xYBER411 says:

    Umm, just so you know, in different areas of the world they put month/day/year in different orders… not everyone is from the USA (though i wish they were)

  • Stephen says:

    @hawkeye Well this may be true but here in the US we have….we have…we have…a National Do not call Registry, and some other stuff…fat people?

    BTW FIRST POST!
    o ya and this is not a hack

  • IMWeasel says:

    Great. Now hackaday is going to be just like Slashdot. :)

  • jfh says:

    “The date is written day/month, you idiot.”

    Well, no shit! It was a *joke* (about me being used to Ameridate and not Eurodate, naturally), hence the “:P”.

  • psp.boy says:

    Best way to write the date is YYYY.MM.DD – looks / makes most sense if you arrange files by name in a folder.

  • ben says:

    It’s not helping with geting better hacks. all the hacks suck.

  • Your blog is awesome! I found it on Yahoo searching for repairing my xbox and couldn’t resist reading it. You have some good tips here. Thanks for posting!

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