Want…

This is a completely pointless hack but a completely awesome one.

Posted at 10:32 am on Nov 2nd, 2009 by jrw

That is insane…

Posted at 10:56 am on Nov 2nd, 2009 by M4CGYV3R

that is a ping pong ball launcher turned up to 13 (forget 11, that was passed)

Posted at 11:05 am on Nov 2nd, 2009 by sly

I like the guy walking up to see the damage before the gun has been powered down. 14-round magazine you say?

Posted at 11:42 am on Nov 2nd, 2009 by Alex Dodge

i can think of another ping pong ball launcher i wouldnt want the wife to know about…

Posted at 12:05 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by vidiot bod

this could revolutionize paint ball… and give me one more reason to build a carbon fiber Master Chief costume.

Posted at 12:14 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by polymath

Here’s a parade that needs some rain. If I put some lead shot in a pillow, I didn’t make a lethal pillow. This is just a complicated water gun.

Posted at 12:32 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by joe

I dunno, if you put lead shot in a pillow, then shoot that pillow at someone with enough force, it could be lethal. Anyone want to check to see what the penetrating ability of his gun is?

Posted at 12:36 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by Caleb Kraft

you beat me to it vidiot !!!! was thinking the same thing when i read the headline

Posted at 12:39 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by eric

i’m glad i’m not the only one with a warped mind eric!

Posted at 1:03 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by vidiot bod

“this could revolutionize paint ball… and give me one more reason to build a carbon fiber Master Chief costume.”

wow thats fucking lame.

Posted at 1:37 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by joben

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK CAWKS.

Posted at 3:12 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by joben

Hell – fire a pillow fast enough, no lead shot needed, and you’d have enough energy to kill something. (whether you can achieve such velocity outside of a vacuum is another matter entirely)

Calling this a “water gun” is like calling the Columbia River a “slight trickle”

Posted at 4:03 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by smilr

you guys are belittling homosexuals here, please change ‘wife’ to ’spouse’.This is very offensive.

Posted at 4:46 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by some faggot

Maybe his wife helped him build it; you don’t know.

/s

Posted at 9:26 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by canbot

OK, everyone whose ’significant other’ would be fine with you bringing this home please raise your hand.

I thought so.

Posted at 9:45 pm on Nov 2nd, 2009 by Mike Szczys

(Though I’m not sure I quite follow the innuendos here, so may have missed the joke!)

Posted at 2:40 am on Nov 3rd, 2009 by James

Ooh, that was meant to be a raised hand but the script seems to have stripped out anything between my > and <'s :)

Posted at 2:41 am on Nov 3rd, 2009 by James

I don’t see why everyone is so stunned that ~30g of water moving at a few hundred FPS will go through common building materials…..

Posted at 6:45 am on Nov 3rd, 2009 by Andy

@ Mike Szczys, my wife would cheerfully help me build something like this – or more likely build a ‘rival’ one of her own to compete in destroying things.

Geek wives FTW!

Posted at 2:13 pm on Nov 3rd, 2009 by Richard

Like a few others – filling a ping pong ball with water to make it lethal means it’s no longer just a ping pong ball.

If you can fire a regular ping pong ball through OSB then I’ll be interested. Shooting something with the approximate mass of a golf ball through OSB is not so impressive.

Posted at 12:54 pm on Nov 5th, 2009 by srilyk