With trolls of course, the internet is full of them. Shouldn’t be any problem.

You have been eaten by a grue.

funny, inventive and practically useless. In other words, a great hack.

That’s not what ‘hopefully’ means, though.

@Zork

priceless. just priceless!

Probably find that its not steel, so much as iron. Specifically cold iron, as most fae are negatively affected by it.

Ooops, looks like my keyboard’s dead.
I meant “Now they just need to hook it to wordpress to detect trolls in comments. “

1) Is this HAD post trollbait?

2) Are accelerometers really that sensitive to seismic activity? (ie, from the earths movements. not someone stomping near a tree)
Obviously not. so right, this thing will indicate the direction of a tresspasser? how will it do this when the tree can only move side-to-side?

Are there other models more precise for this purpose?

3) Are people from norway really that superstitious? [read: stupidstitious]

4) This isnt really a hack, is it?

5) HAD Editors, leave out all the bullshit from a post and get to the point.

@PR0CR4571N4T0R

7) waaaaaaaa

@HAD

Thanks for the hilarious post! I needed a good laugh :)

Hmmm. Neat project!
yeah you need a Grue detector/repeller.

On a side note I wasn’t aware of the superstition, but it DOES explain why I’ve seen railroad spikes driven into trees where I’ve camped in the past.

Generally I’m not superstitious, just extrastitous.

Another good hack will be a machine that fires railroad spikes into trees.

O fail my keyboard is messing up owell thats wat u get for a 1999 USB apple keyboard

Just make sure Dethklok is not in town making an apology and you should be fine.

For those not in the know: Dethklok is a fictional metal band that visits Finland in one episode to apologize for the country being destroyed by riots during their last tour. None of them are any good at speaking, so they make a song for it using lyrics from the countries book of necronamics. They awaken the Kraken which proceeds to destroy the country again.