I Can Has Hackz?

AFTR NARROWLY AVOIDIN TEH AQUIZISHUN BY AOL FEW YEERS AGO, HACKADAI HAS DECIDD IT IZ TYME 2 PARTNR UP WIF TEH CHEEZBURGER NETWORK.

THOUGH U CUD NOTICE SUDDEN AN SHARP INCREASE IN KITTEHS LOCATD IN R POSTS, WE WILL STRIV 2 CONTINUE DELIVERIN TEH HIGHEST QUALITY HACKZ WE CAN FIND ON TEH NET. WE EXPECT DAT DIS NEW POSISHUN SHUD HALP PLANT US FIRMLY IN DA HEARTS AN SOULS OV TEH GENERAL POPULACE AN HALP MAK HACKIN MOAR ACCEPTABLE 2 TEH MAINSTREAM.

PLZ CONTINUE 2 SUBMIT UR TIPS AS WELL AS ANY CUTE PICTUREZ U CUD HAS OV KITTEHS OR DAWGGIEZ. COMBININ TEH 2 WILL GIT U BONUS POINTS.

aaaaand, that’s it.  Enjoy your April first and rest assured that the following posts will all be LEGITZ.

42 thoughts on “I Can Has Hackz?

  1. @Skitchin

    I Has arduino on mys Catz. I has tehm go left n right wehn i wantz em t00.

    tehres p120133$ in der b12@!/\/z t0 !/\/F!(_)3/\/(3 em
    (less 1337 version
    teheres pr0bes in der brainz to influence em)

    i alz0es has buton tooz makes katz meowz whn pressed but n0 debounce yetz. So deys goes me-me-me-me-meoooow-oow

    I hopz fixes probs soonz. I putz videoz on y00tubz soons

  2. The location for the 2011 TED confrence has just been released. After months of debate the location has been chosen to be at Hive13 hackerspace in Cincinnati. Seating is limited so please RSVP ASAP BYOB. Zombie Craig has generously offer housing to travelers so long as they don’t mind sleeping under his kitchen table because his Umpa-Loompas are breeding faster than rabbits.

    Ha Ha, April Fool’s Day Craig :P

  3. My local radio station had a “live vasectomy” of one of hosts on the radio, it was pretty funny.. Oh that feels weird shes shaving my balls right now… That was a little weird to hear first thing in the morning before having any coffee.

  4. @munch. “…the first recorded use of the term “lolcat” is from the anonymous imageboard 4chan circa 2005″

    And if you’re trying to be funny….try harder.

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