Want to take that annoyingly productive coworker down a notch? Yeah, us too. How dare they get so much done and be so happy about it? How is it possible that they can bang on that keyboard all day when you struggle to string together an email?
The Slippy Slapper is a useless machine that turns people into useless machines using tactics like endless distraction and mild physical violence. It presses your buttons by asking them to press buttons for no reason other than killing their productivity. When they try to walk away, guess what? That’s another slappin’. Slippy Slapper would enrage us by proxy if he weren’t so dang cute.
You’re right, you don’t need an Arduino for this. For peak inefficiency and power consumption, you actually need four of them. One acts as the master, and bases its commands to the other three on the feedback it gets from Slippy’s ultrasonic nostrils. The other three control the slappin’ servos, the speakers, and reading WAV files off of the SD card. Slap your way past the break to see Slippy Slapper’s slapstick demo.
Need to annoy a group of coworkers all at once? Slip a big bank of useless machines into the conference room while it’s being set up.
The AI takeover is real, I’ve seen places that could replace 60% of their staff with these and keep exactly the same productivity.
yeh soon every man and his black dog will know how to do it!!! then everyone back 100 years will be shamed out so bad, thats what put them in the grave it was a JOKE!!!!!
Does it self sanitize? Keep it at least 3 feet / one meter away. COVID -19 aware!
Alternate slappy hand with alcohol squirts. The cycle of dermal trauma, stinging of the alcohol on irritated skin and drying effects of alcohol really ups the annoyance ante.
what is sthat high pitched noise in the video.. aaaghh!
Is there some way to under this?
Is there some way to unsee this?
SLIPPY SLAPPER really works, by reading this article and watching the video already my productivity has gone down. I appreciate the humor.