That’s great!

Posted at 2:22 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by raged

THIS BELONGS ON THINKGEEK!!!

Posted at 2:36 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by Billy

hahaha “laser machined stainless steel Jesus”

WWLMSSJD

Posted at 3:00 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by Del

I like how Jesus is West-Germanic, makes me feel closer to him somehow ( /sarcasm. )

But I would like to see something else, like maybe Elvis toast? Or Megan Fox toast?

Could this work with toaster pastries (or even come integrated with the toaster pastry? Possibly as some lemon juice that browns more than the bread.)

Posted at 3:01 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by nubie

The father, the Son, and the Holy Toast

Posted at 3:03 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by Kaj

*groan*

Posted at 3:08 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by andar_b

This technology can only drive down the prices of “bonafide” miraculous religious images that any plain toaster may spit out. Sorry EBay ;). This could also be used to make Holy Communion a bit more “hip”. This list of fun images is almost endless

Posted at 4:04 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by static

hahaha! love it!

ignore anyone who gets offended by your project

what about a virgin mary to go along with all of those dirty griddles and water stains that people see shapes in?

:)

Posted at 4:42 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by absolute zero

I think I’d prefer something more geeky like Pac-Man & ghost, Space Invaders, Mario, Sonic etc. or some known sci-fi sillhouettes like spaceships from Star Wars, Star Trek etc.

Posted at 5:08 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by Haku

@static: oh well, we shouldn’t be too public about this then. I for one will order some inserts and have my toaster battery running 24/7 to fuel my jeezustoast ebay shop. (Really, when the auction goes up to 30k$, who looks at the ‘900 more available’ counter anyway?)

Of course, the super nerds do their toast holification directly with the laser cutter/toaster.

Posted at 5:27 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by pascal

awesome! I can’t wait to see the next version with Muhammad. you know what would be hilarious? if you had muhammad bread on a ham sandwich!

Posted at 5:47 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by jimmys

This doesn’t require a video to show you how….lmao.

Posted at 6:17 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by M4CGYV3R

Vagina ToasT ! bet you can’t eat just one!

Posted at 6:20 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by jim slipper

I prefer my way of making holey toast. Just stab it a few times, then theres plenty of holes to go around.

Posted at 6:29 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by billybob

Here’s an idea: make a version that prints various biblical stories on your toast. It would make the bible far less difficult to swallow.

Posted at 7:27 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by tehnthdegree

i remember in high school we made Chick Norris toast lol, that was fun

Posted at 7:28 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by sean

This cries out for Billy Mayes.

Posted at 8:36 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by Andrew Pollack

Get up in the morning about six am. get a little jelly, get a little jam.

Posted at 8:39 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by tony

I love the bicycle bell at the end to catch people’s attention…lol. I second that this just cries out to be on Pitchmen with Billy Mays.

Posted at 8:49 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by Hanly

Wow. Just like fire or the wheel, all the other cavemen must have been stunned that they did not think of it earlier. Just ordered mine. Might walk across the street to the Media Lab to pick it up sooner. I cannot express in words how perfect this is.

Posted at 8:57 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by Joe

Mmmmmmmmmm, scarelicious.

Posted at 9:07 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by Hirudinea

@jimmys
it was Moses that was against pork, not Muhammad, just fyi

Posted at 9:30 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by napalm

Love it, may be Flying spaghetti monster should be next….

Posted at 10:47 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by Ajokaim

holy hell :)

Posted at 11:01 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by t

+1 for flying spaghetti monster

Posted at 11:37 pm on Jun 23rd, 2009 by matt

Is there an FAQ? Need to check if its going to turn my bread into wine. (Could make for a very inexpensive party, lol)

Posted at 1:05 am on Jun 24th, 2009 by darkblackcorner

napalm-
I thought swine meat was haraam. Thanks for correcting me.

Posted at 2:06 am on Jun 24th, 2009 by jimmys

The body of christ…

Posted at 6:58 am on Jun 24th, 2009 by str0ke

… able to feed 5000 with just 5 loaves!

Posted at 9:29 am on Jun 24th, 2009 by Agent420

This would be a great prank on a “pious” friend.

Posted at 9:38 am on Jun 24th, 2009 by pranker

Kidding aside for a second — if you made the same laser cut drop in out of some kind of non-conductive ceramic or something (unless you want to be liable for electrocution lawsuits) you could absolutely sell this via ThinkGeek or similar sites.

Posted at 12:26 pm on Jun 24th, 2009 by Andrew Pollack

agent420, you just solved everything
JESUS MERELY CUT UP THE FISH AND BREAD AND DISTRIBUTED THEM EQUALLY THROUGHOUT THE COMMUNITY, CREATING A HAPPY AND WELL-FED COMMUNIST SOCIETY!

Posted at 4:03 pm on Jun 24th, 2009 by cyanide

Holy toaster, Batman!

Posted at 9:34 am on Jun 25th, 2009 by F.

Jesus is toast! Always knew it.

Posted at 5:48 am on Jun 26th, 2009 by LeJupp

breaking bread with Jesus….

Posted at 4:06 pm on Jul 3rd, 2009 by Nache

I had this same freaking idea right down to the tabs. Found this because I was searching for a Jesus cut out to make it. I was going to call it Jesus toast and put it on Ebay as a marketing ploy. Unbelievable, so hard to have an original idea anymore.

Posted at 6:26 am on Nov 5th, 2009 by bill b