Will this mouse get me kicked out of the coffee shop?

posted Mar 9th 2010 5:00pm by
filed under: peripherals hacks

This [Dwight Shrute]-esque project will let you try out your taxidermy skills. Apparently you can acquire a ‘wetware’ mouse fresh or frozen from pet stores. We just need to wait until fall when our pantry is visited by the less-domesticated variety.

A travel-sized optical mouse acts as the replacement guts. Some creative dremeling brings the plastic housing down to a more acceptable shape. The furry bits need to be processed using the mouse taxidermy guide before they are fit over the electronics. What you end up with is a creepy peripheral that nobody wants to use.



108 Responses to Will this mouse get me kicked out of the coffee shop?

  • Brandonman says:

    W.T.F. Is that even a hack? Ugh, distasteful, IMO. :\

  • I thought it was one of those fake pet store mice for your cats. I 2nd Brandonman’s W.T.F.!

  • kshade says:

    Is it April already?

  • amodedoma says:

    Man, that’s like Addams Family creepy!

  • jpipesup says:

    I class it as a hack,

    And yes, yes it will get you kicked out =D

  • HIrudinea says:

    Great not only do I have a dead mouse skin on my mouse I have to pay $1000 do the the thing out of my cat!

  • StarChaser says:

    Make a computer case out of a dog next. Or a laptop turtle!

    But seriously, it’s not that disgusting people. The skin has been properly treated and such.

  • Julian says:

    This is ridiculous. If you have nothing to post about, just don’t post.

  • therian says:

    my brain plaing tricks on me or this was feature here in 2007?

  • Wolf says:

    My first impression was, “wow, that’s really creepy”, but thinking of all the other things we use fur and hide for, now it just seams hilarious. I wonder if the fur would start coming off after a while though.

  • Shmoozie says:

    Whoa and it was made by a chick. My mind is
    blown; there are girls on the internet and they cut up dead mice.

  • icebrain says:

    Nice hack! Not something I would use (I like the clean, cold feeling of plastic on my hand), but it’s very well done.

  • robert says:

    Seriously, it IS that disgusting. why not just go down to the county shelter and get a puppy. As long as it’s treated an such it won’t be gross.

  • chango says:

    @StarChaser: now you’ve got me thinking about making a turtle LOGO turtle.

  • moo says:

    I gone say this is freaky cool. Now its a real mouse :)

  • supershwa says:

    I vote for more bio-hacking articles on HAD

  • T&P says:

    OMG THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT CREEPY!!!

  • 81rdm4n says:

    This isn’t disgusting at all… I’ve got like 6 deer heads mounted on my wall and several skins! Just a mouse!

  • Haku says:

    To make it even creepier just add in an audio playback chip + speaker so whenever you press one of the buttons it makes a death-rattle squeaking sound.

  • cmholm says:

    Wolf, a properly tanned pelt retains hair pretty well, although the area immediately surrounding the scroll wheel will prove a good stress test.

    I tanned a 1sqft hide at home as an extra credit project for middle school (c. 1974). The pelt was scrap from a local taxidermist. The chemicals provided my neighborhood pharmacist with an excuse to break his routine while looking up the effects of chromium sulfate.

  • steveorama says:

    holy crap that hilarious!
    too bad it wasnt alive and still guided your pointer lol

  • McSquid says:

    LMAO I love it! also +1 to the laptop turtle idea

  • MG says:

    Hmm, looks like something I might do. I’m more likely to craft an artificial mouse since I already know how to do that (and have some old fur coats I’ve being looking to cut up for projects). If I ever feel like learning taxidermy though (I don’t see why people have problems with dead animals, the pig dissection in high school bio just made me want bacon), this would be at the top of my list of things to do.

  • Tachikoma says:

    It’s hilarious, more so for the fact that people have such an adverse reaction to it.

  • jewbag says:

    FINALLY!!!! After 3 years I never thought I would see this…. AGAIN! YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!

  • Mic says:

    Beautiful. I should make one to go with my raccoon keyboard

  • Mic says:

    S@%# My kbd should be a dead cat so then I can play cat and mouse…

  • Shmoozie says:

    Dressing them up in shirts too. Its not the taxidermy part that creeps me out, its the applications. Its like the squirrels on scrubs.

  • jeditalian says:

    fuckin bionic mouse hack!

  • Troel says:

    @StarChaser, 81rdm4n. They’re just bitching because they value the lives of animals higher than that of people, and the mere suggestion that the body of an animal could be used for our entertainment confuses and disgusts them. Never mind all the animal-products in everything we eat, and the food chain. Some idiots will forever refuse rational thought when they see some stupid animal dead.

  • jeditalian says:

    so how long until someone builds a robo-kitty-skeleton and stuffs it in their dead cat, giving it creepy eternal life?
    even easier, one of you deer-hunters could reinvent the ball mouse.. make a laser-ball mouse (just a laser mouse packaged neatly inside a deer nut-sack)

  • Frax says:

    I think this is more up Dr. Jan Itor’s alley than Dwight’s, actually.

  • edjy says:

    What a waste! Should have used a bluetooth mouse as a base! :D

  • CletustheYokel says:

    Why stop at mice?

    Every year millions of squirrels and groundhogs are killed along the nations highways. Waste not want not.

  • JB says:

    I want Robochicken!

  • gezepi says:

    Haha, that thing is hilarious. I wouldn’t mind having one of these mice lying around.

    I’m pretty surprised at the amount of disgust this has received, I wouldn’t have expected it from this crowd.

  • therian says:

    “They’re just bitching because they value the lives of animals higher than that of people”

    animals neutral or kind, people idiots or assholes, so whos life more valuable?

  • Fallen says:

    @CletustheYokel

    More like waste not rot not hehehe

    I don’t see why this is so offensive. Hell we wrap ourselves in cow hides…think about that for a minute…

  • localroger says:

    @ Shmoozie: Whoa and it was made by a chick. My mind is blown; there are girls on the internet and they cut up dead mice.

    There are girls out there who are into every single thing you have ever been told girls are not into. This is both a good thing and a bad thing. Mostly good IMO, but YMMV. Hint: If you hook up with the one that embalms ex-living-mice to adorn her pointer-mouse, DON’T PISS HER OFF. Just, like, a hint. Hint.

  • risu says:

    Now that is awesome. Who says all taxidermies have to be mounted on the wall, or in a museum? Although I might draw the line at taxidermy robotics.

  • Tod says:

    I’d actually enjoy getting kicked out of a coffee house for this hack.

    Folks featured here at HAD are often here for modding and repurposing things many of us wouldn’t (or just didn’t yet) think of. This is no different.

    Taxidermy and/or skinning for fur is a fairly well-respected form of art dating back many, many centuries (except within PETA and some other groups). It’s a way of repurposing an animal hide. And to do it properly takes a fair bit of know-how, patience… just like any hack does.

    Few people feel bad about mouse traps, poisoning rodents/”vermin”, or even using “humane” live traps only to take the whole “family” of captive mice to a watery grave in a bucket!

    So why is this much different?

    BTW: I’m not a taxidermist or even a hunter. I don’t kill for sport.

  • Osgeld says:

    damn this instructable is old, you guys really need to explore that site some more

  • WestfW says:

    > animals neutral or kind
    Obviously a city boy, and a relatively well-off one at that… Mice used to be pretty exclusively pests, back before Disney/etc.

  • cde says:

    Personally, the only problem (or biggest atleast) I have with this is that it retains the head and limbs. Using the pelt is one thing, that’s okay (as long as I wasn’t involved in the making of it) but keeping the entire thing is another.

    It’s just disturbing…

  • octel says:

    @Troel
    low-effort troll

    there’s nothing noble about killing animals specifically for entertainment

    can you get it through your through your thick skull that maybe caring about animals doesn’t have to be a false dichotomy (“caring about animals more than people”)

    one can care about multiple things to the same extent

  • Crell says:

    This is just cruel.

  • Joseph says:

    That is gross.

  • Phil Burgess says:

    Gross…yet still a huge step up from the early iMac “hockey puck” mouse. :)

  • Catweasel says:

    Will it sqeek if i push the buttons ?
    Great Hack!!!!

  • Shawn says:

    Wow… thats just disgusting. Whats even worse are some of these responses “so what I have 4 deer heads mounted on my wall” “dissecting a pig just made me want bacon” WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!? One day when your gone from this world, you may not go to hell. But “they” will definitely have some questions for you before letting you into heaven.

  • Jason says:

    I think the link should point at the mouse mouse instructable, not the mouse taxidermy ible:

    http://www.instructables.com/id/Mouse-Mouse!/

  • Amos says:

    @Shawn:

    When was the last time you read your Bible? Try Genesis 9:1-3 (http://tinyurl.com/yjothre).

    Our Creator gave us stewardship over EVERYTHING in the world. Specifically, animals are to be food for us. By extension, the rest of the animal, rather than going to waste, should be used for purposes just such as this (although I doubt the ‘ible poster ate the rat meat).

    While we’re here, let’s just squash that whole “climate change” myth, as well. Just cast your eye one verse up to Genesis 8:22 (http://tinyurl.com/yz2e25p).

    BTW, who was it that made the the first two leather items EVER? Oh, yeah… ALMIGHTY GOD HIMSELF! And to whom did He give them? THE MAN WHO BROUGHT SIN INTO THE WORLD (and his wife)! http://tinyurl.com/ydzaenk

    There are too many other things wrong with your post to cover here. I’d be glad to study with you any time, though. runnerpack [at] gmail [dot] com

  • jason… the mouse mouse link is the first one

  • ArtemisGoldfish says:

    A: It’s not cruel, the mouse is dead.
    B: It’s not gross, the mouse is clean.
    C: It’s a DEAD MOUSE. The things are almost universally pests. It’s kinda weird, but kinda cute in a strange fashion.

    Thumbs up for the mouse mouse.

  • borgar says:

    damn, you guys are such pussys

    it clearly states the mouse is dead before he buys it so he’s just creativly repurposeing the poor thing

    buying them from pet stores i can olny assume its for feeding snakes and such.

    Great hack in my opinion

  • Edward says:

    damn and I just disposed of 14 nice lil’ grey pelts… I remember thinking, wow, these poor lil guys sure are soft and have such nice shiny coats, shame, what a waste… oh well atleast they aren’t getting their urine all over my pantry.. people really have no idea how much their lives destroy lil animals every single day of their lives… get over yourselves, everything you do destroys something else. at least this woman has a creepy-cute clicker.

  • Bob says:

    This is comedy gold

  • cantido says:

    @Shawn

    “But “they” will definitely have some questions for you before letting you into heaven.”

    I thought “God” said that we could basically use the animals however we want,.. oh and we can stone people to death and stuff too.

    Lots of people walk around with all sorts of animal parts attached to their bodies, then ingest parts of animals… so if the invisible teapot does exist, there’s going to be a pretty long line at immigration.

  • grovenstien says:

    Although i find this creepy, seen it before on instructables, its quite amusing.

    Wireless bluetooth mouse would be better.

  • Alex says:

    I’m gonna throw up.

  • saimhe says:

    Not gross. But it looks regrettably bristled up, as if it were right from cat’s throat. Live mice groom themselves regularly. I think that taxidermy creations look nice enough only if they are used solely for display and aren’t disturbed. Who wants to brush this stuffed peripheral every hour or so, anyway?

  • markii says:

    where’s the corresponding cat?

  • strider_mt2k says:

    Hardware, software, wetware, just wash your hands when you’re done, okay?

    Please?

  • Kaov says:

    Horrible idea for an article. I don’t care if Pamela Anderson gets naked for PETA, but this is totally disgusting.

  • j_at_chaperon says:

    My cat kills mice by making them run til they die : thousand times more cruel than reusing a mouse skin. The good point is that I could try the hack with one. Killing a mouse or make it suffer to stuff it with electronics is cruel, using a dead mouse is not.

    Anyway, that’s a hack.

  • Philippe says:

    Wow, the level of Hack-a-Day!

    I used to visit this site several times a day, looking for cool hacks, it used to be informative and entertaining. I’m afraid it has not been for a while now.

    Judging by the conversations here, I’m back in high school… Not that I enjoyed that time very much, being a nerd and all…

  • Aaron says:

    Holy crap this is awesome! And I live in a city, too, so there’s plenty of rats around. I wonder if anyone around here carries .22 snakeshot?

  • Peter says:

    @Cantito: “and we can stone people to death and stuff too.”

    Only if we are men. There are no women here, are there?

    //He’s not the son of God, he’s a very naughty boy!

  • Mic says:

    On topic for a change I what to see the response when it is taken to a internet cafe… wtf!

  • cantido says:

    @Peter

    If you support the other guys you’re in for a stoning, or being raped and sold back to your rapist for a shiny penny or something..

    Yeah, God just wouldn’t be down with a mouse made out of a dead mouse. But I’m not sure “he” would notice in between “testing” people with earth quakes etc.

  • Rob says:

    Seriously, Hack-a-Day …

    Your readership deserves much better quality than this … it would seem that your quality standard is in freefall …

    Don’t be afraid to have a high standards for your published hacks!

  • Philippe says:

    And to moderate the comments…

  • Chris says:

    Well, i’m gonna have to side with the “this is a valid and cool hack” crowd. as an avid hunter and such. especially when these rodents get into your area and eat your food, and bite you in your sleep (happened to my brother at our hunt camp). they are pests and to be honest, it was alreayd dead. I’ve seen many more worse ways to dispose of a mouse, and i’m not even talkig about store bought traps. those who would like to say that this is cruela dn hunting is a waste – more people are killed every year by deer than any other animal – in vehicular accidents. main reason for hunting nowadays is population control. all the animals that used to prey on animals don’t have the capacity to do so anymore (ie rats in most cities vs indoor pet cats – no way for them to keep the rats in check…). also, everyones ancestors here used to kill for food, so quit whining – none of the animal went to waste (i’m assuming the rest f the parts were used to feeed something). i could argue for hours on this, but wont. I would like to see simlar posts in the future though.

    BTW, 81rdm4n – what are the measurements/# of points? (it’s a hunting term, not related to gaming in hunting for those who don’t know)

  • Guy says:

    Jesus. I thought one of the rules of the internet stated that there were no girls. Yet here we are with a page nearly full of them.

    Awesome and hilarious, add my vote to the “somebody test it out at a cafe” pile.

  • Hamish says:

    Note sure whether this deserves a mention as it was done nearly 3 years ago? It’s mentioned here http://hackedgadgets.com/2007/04/28/computer-mouse-using-a-dead-mouse/

    Still a btad morbid and fascinating.

  • muffin says:

    Can you stop posting articles that are several years old? I could have sworn this was already on hack-a-day…

  • Gabriele says:

    What will be next Hack a day post? Put a Roomba inside your dog, or an Arduino remote controlled cat? Shame on you. Hacking things is NOT playing with animals. Also discovered that instructables has lot of articles dedicated to taxidermy how-tos… That’s disgusting. As others said, if you don’t have nothing to post, don’t post at all.

  • Paul Potter says:

    I would only want one that was a fake mouse.

  • hawk says:

    Taxidermy is respectful to the animal.
    Taking a taxidermied animal and putting computer components inside is disrespectful.

  • alex says:

    I’m a vegitarian, and i aprove this hack

  • captain says:

    So this is how the Borg got started. They assimilated rodents first.

    Are rodents covered under the Federation Charter?

  • Piku says:

    Bah that’s ancient. Just stick “Mouse” into google image search and it appears. My students at school find that every time I do the “common input and output devices” lesson.

    Are we next going to see the keyboard hack where someone made a bag out of keyboard buttons? (hint, put ‘keyboard’ into google image search).

  • bobcollum says:

    Usually when I see something on this site that I deem irrelevant, boring, or “lame”, I skip and move on to the next one. I wish everyone here did that. But my favorite has to be those that demand they(HAD) don’t post anything in the event that what they’re considering could be seen as unsatisfactory for some of the readers, which I can relate to, as that is what I feel about your posts…you must be long-timers here, cause that’s a pretty high level of comfort you’re exhibiting.

    This is just another general complaint comment against the waves of complainers, which I tend to see from time to time. It makes me wary of even reading the comment section which is unfortunate, because there can be just as many insightful comments on this site. Ah well.

  • Shawn says:

    -sigh- Should have figured my words would be turned against me. The fact of the matter is it’s WRONG to kill animals for NO reason. This, as well as MOST forms of hunting fall under that category. And for those of you that quoted the bible, god did NOT write the bible. It was written by man, so don’t take everything it says word for word.

  • Eddie says:

    Why is the tail on the ass of the mouse? very unpractical.

    Nice hack btw.

  • Mr. Twister says:

    I would think a baby armadillo would make a better HID.

  • seinfeld says:

    @sdajkl

    Just curious… what is your position on abortion?

    The reason I ask is that I’ve noticed that most people who think animals = humans paradoxically believe that human babies have no rights at all, which places them below animals.

  • pookey says:

    I live in the desert. I appreciate nature, so my property is natural– filled with desert scrub and cacti. Because humans have decimated the natural predators, including coyotes, snakes, and predatory birds, the pack rat population is exploding.

    Pack rats carry disease, and parasites like so-called “kissing beetles.” Kissing beetles are blood suckers that find their way into people’s homes when pack rats build their nests nearby. Those bugs, in turn, carry pathogens that can make both humans and pets like dogs and cats sick.

    Not only that, pack rats do *millions* of dollars worth of physical damage each year. They chew holes in walls, and they gnaw their way into attics. They climb into engine compartments and, in an evening of chewing, can do thousands of dollars worth of damage to your car. (Ask me how I know.) They gnaw house wiring, leading to fires and the loss of both the structure and human lives.

    These creatures are vermin, and if every pack rat I had ever seen was skinned and turned in to a computer peripheral, I would dance a little jig with joy.

    In fact, were it not for the few remaining rattlesnakes, owls, and hawks that feed on them (animals for whom I have great sympathy) I would happily support the eradication of every rat in existence.

    Yes, this project is a little on the creepy side, and no, I would never have this on my work station. But it *is* funny, creative, and fundamentally no different than a deer head mounted to wall, or for that matter, a leather belt or shoe.

    If you don’t like the material HAD posts, then leave. If enough people leave, HAD will change their content.

    I for one will *not* leave. Too much good stuff here… even blinking LEDs and arduinos.

  • Wonko says:

    So you don’t have a $6,000,000 budget, but we can still try… New this year – THE BIONIC MOUSE… ;-)

  • Pouncer says:

    Geez! I was hoping this ‘ible would never see the light of day again. It was disgusting then, and still is now.

  • The Steven says:

    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    PeTA.
    PeTa, Who?
    Don’t Repete-a what you did.

  • Jac says:

    I never use my laptop in public places but this would be totally worth getting kicked out of a coffee shop. I can totally see myself reaching into my latop bag and then going “aaaah! you little…!” and then taking it out and slamming it on the table a few times.

    Of course if I would have made the hack, it would also contain one of those little motors from an old cellphone so I can make it “randomly” move around a little bit, as if it’s not quite dead yet.

  • Pseudo-Anonymous Coward says:

    Heh heh heh…

    This is a little creepy, but mostly because it still has the head.

    Reminds me of when I was in college and tossing around the idea of getting a small rc car, putting it into a skunk skin and then driving it around in the cafeteria during dinner. Could never figure out how to make sure nobody got trampled in the sure-to-ensue stampede though.

  • tmano1 says:

    This is just wrong on too many levels to count.

  • unpaid.bill says:

    That is hilarious and awesome. There sure are a lot of thin skinned wimps that read this site. I love it!

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