A T-Shirt At Amalthea

Personnel Transfer Vehicle HM-6YK was thirty two hours out of Ganymede station en route to Amalthea when the alarm went off. Captain Peter Cole was awake in a bunk, staring at his tablet, waiting for the alarm when Bill Friars, the rookie pilot came down. ‘Hey, cap! We got a problem here.”Wha?’ Pete feigned he was just awoken. ‘What’s up?’

‘Our terminal guidance radar is out, and we’re less than three hours from approach. I reset the system, and it’s looking like a hardware problem.’

‘That’s impossible. We were just checked out on Callisto a month ago.’ Pete headed up to the flight deck and minutes later the subordinate’s assessment proved correct.

‘Coulda been a meteor.’ Bill sheepishly suggested, displaying the requisite amount of self-doubt required of his rank.

‘If it was that we’d have more problems on our hand than a broken radar. We’re gonna need this fixed quick. Suit up; I’ll go dig the spare out of the locker.’

6YK was a small ship, barely three hundred tons. Her nuclear drives propelled her around the Jovian system, usually transporting cargo between the far-flung outposts around the inner moons. This trip, she was carrying twenty three researchers to the Lyctos base, retrieving 5 tons of cargo, six pax, then heading off again to Ganymede station. The entire trip would take 52 hours. This was Bill’s first run.

‘Just get out there and replace this module.’ Pete had eight thousand hours logged in the system, and three thousand on this run alone. Bill had done his EVA training at Deimos station, but for both men the sight of the swirling ivory, reds, and subtle blues of the crescent Jupiter invoked the fear of an ancient and angry god. For Bill, knowing he was only protected from the radiation by his hard suit and the improbably thin beryllium glass visor, this god became even more frightening.

The stubby, box-like ship glistened with octathiocane picked up around Io’s orbit. The radio crackled ‘Lotta dust out here, Pete.’ Bill slowly made his way to the radar assembly, latching carabineers from handgrip to handgrip. ‘Looks like it’s just gone’ Bill looked at the familiar antenna mount. ‘Metal fatigue or something.’

‘I don’t care what happened.’ The insertion burn was just two hours away, and their target was approaching at seventy kilometers per second. ‘Just get it fixed.’

Bill removed the remaining sliver of metal from the base and tossed it aside. The new feed horn fit comfortably in its socket. If nothing else, these ships were easily repairable. ‘We have guidance.’ The radio cackled. ‘Why don’t you get back in here?’ Bill reversed his steps around the ship.

As the airlock repressurized, the engines started their long burn for capture. ‘Good work, kid.’ This was the first indication of approval the captain had given since leaving the station. Helmet and gloves off, Bill struggled to unlatch the polycarb hard suit.

Bill reached into the locker and pulled out the t shirt he’d been wearing on the bridge just an hour ago. The gold logo was nearly the same color as the octathiocane dusty dirtying the airlock.

37 thoughts on “A T-Shirt At Amalthea

        1. So you’re just posting verbose bullshit in the meantime in the hope we all pick up the hint and get all moist about the idea of t-shirts?

          When did you guys go on the “how to be a marketing arsehole” course? And why was that one prioritised ahead of the spelling, punctuation & grammar course, or the quality control one?

          1. Nothing wrong with a bit of sci-fi to break up the endless hours of hacking.
            In fact I demand more! Subtle advertising or no!

    1. No, Captain Pete had logged three thousand hours on the Ganymede-Amalthea run, having done it at least 57 times. (Assuming 52 hours is typical, which seems likely. With Amalthea’s 12h orbital period, there’s not much reason to make a trip outside the optimal window.)

  1. octathiocane dusty dirtying the airlock… I like the alliteration, probably could use a noun ‘dust’ instead of the adjective ‘dusty’

  2. Beryllium won’t provide much protection against radiation. That’s a reason why it is used for xray windows. Lead glass, or maybe barium glass, would be a better bet.

    For a neutron moderator or neutron reflector, though, beryllium is a fine, albeit expensive, choice.

    Beryllium-sodia-silica glass was investigated long time ago. Not much papers in the wild since. Non-oxide glasses, e.g. beryllium fluoride, or phosphate glasses, may be interesting though…

    1. I was going to berate you for bringing up facts and science, then I remembered where I was. Well done! The author should know better, he’s writing for geeks and nerds.

      1. Thats what i assumed as well, i didn’t even know hackaday had a store where they sold swag, but hey, it exists apparently http://store.hackaday.com/ . But, nothing in relation to this item seems to be on it, not a lot of products. I guess it was just a nice story?

    1. Dunno, but I like it.
      With the nice artwork it reminds me of the sort of snippets you got on PerplexCity cards.

      I could certainly dig a occasional tech themed short story or artwork.

  3. Hackaday T-shirt, no doubt. What, no crypto ads? ;-)

    P.S. I have two HaD classic logo T-shirts and a crypto booklet on the way! :-D

  4. ..I’m starting to see less things of value on here lately. I enjoy seeing new uses for hardware and learning about how they were built or reverse engineered. This is filler.

    1. What about fictional things but sticking to real principles? While this sort is technically off-topic, I can see scope for fair “real physics/engineering fiction+discussions”.

    1. Hey now. It’s pretty much a rip off of Heinlien, with the actual ‘doing the math of calculating the orbits’ that Clarke would require. I would hardly call it amateur. Mediocre, yes, but not amateur.

  5. At first I was annoyed, but a tenner is reasonable and I’m glad I know about it now. I wonder what I’ll want to spend money on tomorrow.

  6. Screw the T-shirts I keep reading these and (minus the errors) think maybe someone should pound them all together into a doc. HACKADAY Shorts (short stories for the confused) anyone?

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