There are some stories that you can tell a writer has enjoyed composing, and, likely, whoever wrote the piece for Medical Express reporting on new smart underwear to measure human flatulence was in their element. It follows a University of Maryland project to create a clip-on hydrogen sensor that can be attached to a set of underwear to monitor gaseous emissions.
Lest you think that this research has a non-serious tone to it, it seems that gastroenterologists have incomplete data on what constitutes normal activity. The aim of this research is to monitor a large number of people to create a human flatus atlas that will inform researchers for years to come. Better still, they’re recruiting, so if you’re a regular Johnny Fartpants who misspent their youth lighting farts while drunk and would like to atone, get in touch.
We know that gut problems can be no fun at all, so fart jokes aside, if this research makes advancements in their study, it can only be a good thing. Meanwhile, if you are one of those superproducers they mention, perhaps you need to build the FartMaster 3000.
An unexpected side effect of going carnivore is fewer toots.
But NEVER trust a fart when you feel one coming, or you’ll be changing your underwear.
my cats almost never fart on their diet. but when they do, it is as if the gates of hell were pried open
Scatological humor.
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The Drew Carey Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8KXN6HQUUw
Save the planet. Don’t eat beans.
Ben Franklin was wiser than we knew:
https://teachingamericanhistory.org/document/to-the-royal-academy-of-farting/
Hydrogen sensor to search for methane?
Well now we’ll see if humans contribute more to global warming than cows?
Mick the Master Farter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyMELL37CvY