Celebrity Based Calculator Poll

12202014, 03:53 PM
(This post was last modified: 12202014 03:57 PM by John W Kercheval.)
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Celebrity Based Calculator Poll
If you could pick one celebrity and had to design a calc based on his or her celebrity aura who would it be and why?
For example, you may pick Donald Trump if you wanted a particularly luxurious calc using fine woods and leathers that would only appreciate in value. Or Jennifer Love Hewitt if you wanted a sleek sexy calc but with little going for it "under the hood." Or Hillary Clinton if you wanted a calc with universal appeal that could solve a nearly unlimited level of high level calculations with 100% precision and accuracy but required simpler calcs to drill down the the finer levels of detail. 

12202014, 06:18 PM
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RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll
Mr. Spock
(or, somewhat better looking and very smart in real life: Senator PadmÃ© Amidala). 

12202014, 10:13 PM
(This post was last modified: 12202014 10:14 PM by John Galt.)
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RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll
The Kim Kardashian Kalc: has really big BUTTons.
The Paris Hilton Calc: diamondstudded, jewelencrusted, doesn't do anything The Miley Cyrus Calc: its cover keeps falling off The Pamela Anderson Calc: shows up in a different drawer every night (also available in a male version, the Billy Bob Thornton edition) The George Foreman Calc: most of its keys have identical labels, but it grills great hamburgers. 

12202014, 10:29 PM
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RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll
The George W Bush Calc:
Marcus von Cube Wehrheim, Germany http://www.mvcsys.de http://wp34s.sf.net http://mvcsys.de/doc/basiccompare.html 

12202014, 11:10 PM
(This post was last modified: 12202014 11:24 PM by John Galt.)
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RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll
The Hillary Clinton Calc: subtract two operands = "what difference does it make"
The Lois Lerner Calc: the operands were lost The Jonathan Gruber Calc: the operands were stupid The John Roberts Calc: reinterprets the operands The Obama Calc: if you like your operands, you can keep your operands The Elizabeth Warren Calc: you didn't enter the operands, somebody else did that The Ronald Reagan Calc: can't remember the operands The Google Calc: can't forget the operands The Shakira Calc: can't remember to forget the operands The Federal Reserve Calc: all units expressed in trillions. Optional display outriggers plug in to each side for full precision. The Congressional Budget Office Calc: only uses imaginary numbers The Alan Greenspan Calc: only uses irrational numbers (with exuberance!) The Jony Ive Calc: Elegant. Beautiful. Magical. Unbelievably, almost impossibly thin. Unique patented calligraphic numerical display. Don't drop it. The Samsung Calc: ibid. The Sherlock Holmes Calc: displays the answer before you enter the equation The O.J. Simpson Calc: its case is too small The Lang Lanc Calc: has 88 keys The Rush Limbaugh Calc: all answers are right (99.7% of the time) The Bill Maher Calc: all answers are left The Paul Krugman Calc: all answers are wrong The Heisenberg Calc: all answers are uncertain 

12212014, 12:46 AM
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RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll
If only I could model the calculator around my wife.
Apparently, it would know every "bloody" thing 

12212014, 01:15 AM
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RE: Celebrity Based Calculator Poll
John Galt= Whatever your real name is, these are excellent replies.


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