There are times when you set out to do one thing, and though you do not achieve your aim you succeed in making something else that’s just a bit special. [TheKhakinator] sent us something he described as a fail, but even though we’re posting it as one of our Fail Of The Week series we think the result still has something of the win about it. It may not be the amazing hack he hoped it would become, but that really does not matter in this case.
On his travels in China his attention was caught by an everyday electronic gadget, an electronic calculator that speaks the numbers and operations in Chinese as you use it. He bought a few of them, hoping that when he got them back to his bench he’d find an EEPROM containing the samples, which he could replace with his own for a cheap but low bitrate sampler.
Sadly this neat hack was not to be, for when he tore the surprisingly well-built calculators down he found only an epoxy blob concealing a single chip. All was not lost though, for while investigating the device’s features he discovered that as well as speaking Chinese numbers and operands it also had a selection of alarm tunes built-in, plus a mode in which it operated as a rudimentary electronic organ. He leaves us with a couple of videos we’ve posted below the break, first his teardown, and then a virtual orchestra of calculators playing dance music as he forgets the fail and concentrates on the win.
And here’s that electronic dance music from a virtual calculator orchestra.
We’ve featured a lot of more successful calculator projects over the years, in fact at times enough to require a roundup. A couple that stick in the mind though are [Ken Shirriff]’s Sinclair teardown, and this modern recreation of a ’70s RPN calculator.
16 thoughts on “Fail Of The Week: Talking Chinese Calculator Synth Orchestra”
Yes, by the sound of it that calculator sounded like it was in need of some EDM. Electric Discharge Machining that is… :)
I don’t think that works well on plastic!
great idea. I love the professionally produced videos. Thank you for the writeup and sharing
Thanks mate! I love documenting what I do, glad to hear you enjoyed it :)
did you try replacing the crystal so you can get different tones like you used to be able to do on the radio shack dialer turn redbox?
I didn’t but that would almost certainly work! Something I might have to play with down the track, I wonder how easy crystals are to come by in the 10s of KHz range…
Might be worth while to drive the clock from a uC timer used as a programmable divider.
Oh my god, I just realised – see, I had to pitch shift the calculators in Ableton in post-production to do the basslines in the song. But with the crystal swaps I could do it all live! Oh man that’s sick. Hope it works.
Why fail? It worked!!
Wow, this is amazing! Thanks for sharing, this sure brightened my rather shitty day. :)
I’m showing this to my Casio Melody 80 for inspiration.
Jenny – I love it! How about publishing a “Forget-The-Fail” feature each week focused on the electronic leaning Phoenix that rises from the proverbial blue smoke ashes?
That would have to rely on enough people coming forward with their true stories :)
“the first calculator unboxing you have ever watched” oh please~
Hahah, thanks for watching, I think I underestimated just how cool some of you really are!
What’d you watch?
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